Superpowers

The superpowers that I would choose would be invisibility, the ability to alter time, invincibility, telekinesis, and necromancy. I would choose invisibility because whoever I was fighting would not be able to find me, unless I was covered in flour or fire. I would choose the ability to alter time so if something went wrong or I needed to investigate something I could just go back, and when I was done come back. I would choose telekinesis because I could stay behind cover and throw objects at people or make cover for myself using nearby things. I would choose invincibility so that I could endlessly fight crime and continue to save people from danger. I would choose necromancy basically for the same reason as telekinesis, but dead people are a lot scarier than inanimate objects. I could infinitely raise the dead, build a fortress around me, all the wile invisible. The only problem I can see would be invincibility because I think after watching my whole family die it would be hard to continue my own life.

My perfect island

My perfect island would have a house, a massive garage, and a large boat. In the house there would be an Xbox with a few games so I could play with my friends. The games would be Need for speed shift, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4,Dark souls 1, and Dark souls 2. In the house there would be a large pantry. The pantry would have Mt. Dew, Doritos, and Hot Cheetos inside of it because they are my favorite food and drinks. Inside of the garage would be an assortment of cars. The cars inside of the garage would be a 1968 DZ 302 Camaro,  an 1981 Z28 Camaro, a 1998 Supra, a 1997 RX-7, a 1992 240SX with a 2JZ swap, and a 2002 Skyline R34 V-Spec. There would be a 1/4 mile drag strip for the cars outside. The boat would be there so i could take the food and cars home.

Hallway rule

I am against the new cell phone rule. I am against this rule because it is unfair to start enforcing a rule if the rule had not been previously enforced. Also it will be a hard rule to enforce because so many kids already use their phones in the hallways.  If one hundred eighty kids use their phones in the hallway a lot will probably use their phones after the rule. Some students have time before class where they do not do anything so they should be allowed to use their phones in the hallway as long as they are not late to class. If the students are late to class they should have their phones taken from them. This new rule might cause trouble in the hallways because students have nothing to do so they might cause trouble. I think this rule should be removed because having phones out in the hallway is not harming anybody and if they were, then and only then would this rule be alright.

Extreme dodgeball

If I had to reinvent any sport it would be dodgeball. I would reinvent dodgeball because it is already extreme to begin with. To make it extremely extreme I would replace the dodgeball a with glow in the dark softballs. The softballs would be shot out of T-shirt cannons. In extreme dodgeball body armour is not allowed. Extreme dodgeball is played on a giant trampoline with obstacles on the trampoline that do not move. In the middle of the trampoline will be a giant pit with spikes at the bottom. Around the trampoline is a 10ft electrified fence. At the top are sprinklers that are always spraying. The lights are turns off and each player has a flashlight with thirty minutes of battery life. The only way to win the game is to jump over the fence or to be the last player alive. If a player does jump over the fence all other players are terminated. 

Flying sharks

I was running through the forest. It was late. I kept hearing things behind me and ran harder. I eventually found myself trapped in a dead end. I climbed one of the surrounding oak trees. Near the top of the tree was a bear-squirrel nest so I crawled in. As I was peeking through a hole in the nest and saw many sharks, but one particularly large one. The hungry sharks were swarming in the cold autumn air. I thought If I was sly enough I could evade the sharks detection. The flying sharks quickly spotted me as I was climbing out of the nest so I climbed back in. The largest shark flew to the nest and bumped it until it plunged to the hard earth. There was a rustling behind me as I watched the shark approach. A mighty bear-squirrel leaped out so I grabbed onto its back. It was breathing heavily and ready to battle. It jumped off of the ground and straight toward the shark with its claws bared. It extended its furry arm and plunged its claws into the sharks gills. The shark tried to bite the bear-squirrels underbelly but fell to the ground suffocating. The other sharks flew away and the bear-squirrel took me back to its nest. The bear-squirrels accepted me as one of their own and I lived with them.

My name

I am Tyler Law

My name means tile layer. Sometimes people call me Taylor. I do not like it when people call me Taylor. I like my name. I think it is a good name. It is also a happy name. Sometimes I would like to have a different last name because people like to joke about it. I do not know why my parents named me Tyler and they don't either. Some people call me Ty or Ty-Ty and I do not like it. My brother calls me Ty, and my grandpa sometimes calls me Ty. My name is like pancakes. My name is like pancakes because some people change it to Ty or Ty-Ty just like how people like to put syrup or chocolate chips on their pancakes.

My plan for success is to work harder in school. I will work harder in school by completing all of my homework on time, studying for tests, using quizlet more, and paying attention better. I think if I do these things I will get much better test grades and probably A's. Right now I have mostly B's and I could definitely improve. Sometimes I don't read the stories in English, I don't pay attention in biology, I sleep in Spanish, I don't do my geometry homework, and I don't study for tests. If I can at least do two of the things that I said I could do I would get better grades. For the rest of the year I will implement my plans for success and hopefully do better.

CHICKENS

If I had to choose between a horse, a cow, or one dozen chickens I would choose the dozen chickens. I would choose the chickens because I could take the eggs and sell them until I could buy more chickens. I would buy chickens and sell eggs until I could buy cows. I would breed the cows and milk them, then sell the milk. I would then buy fine horses, breed them, and sell the horses. Eventually I would save enough money to build a small village an I would feed the people of my village with my cows and chickens. So many people would like the way I rule my village and join that I would have a small empire. Next I would take small villages, then bigger ones until I ruled all of Europe. 

My name is Harold. I am a piñata. I live with my three piñata children in a land full of piñatas, Canada. In Canada everyone is a piñata and we all live normal piñata lives. I am a detective, and I am constantly in search of my wife's killers. The only thing I know about them is that they live in Michigan, and are about eight years old. One night my wife was walking home from her job, she is a piñata lawyer, and about twenty eight year olds beat her to death with sticks and golf clubs. The worst part was that after the killed her they ate her sweet, delectable, candy insides. The whole time. The laughed and smiled. After they killed my wife they left town, probably to kill more piñatas. After that the piñata community changed. Piñata children were being eaten daily. It was not a safe place to be. The piñatas eventually started eating each other, then we're moved to party stores. Humans took over our native land, and now live there.

Journal 16

Some of the things that I would never do include skydiving, base jumping, riding in an airplane, going on a cruise in the ocean, swimming in open water, taking a vow of silence, stealing a baby, or stealing two babies. I would never go skydiving because the parachute could fail like in the story we listened to. I would never go base jumping because I am afraid of heights. I would never ride in an airplane because it could crash because of the temperamental air and that would not be fun. I would never go on a cruise in the ocean because I have watched the movie Titanic. I would never swim in open water because it is very scary for me. I would never take a vow of silence because one of my favorite activities is to talk to my friends. I would never steal a baby because I don't like children and i think babies are ugly. Finally I would never steal two babies because that is double the ugly and I would not want to look at them.

She was sure this was where she left him

She was sure this was where she left him. The newborn son that Stacey had left in the woods was gone, taken by grizzly bears. Stacey knew that her son would be safe with a family of grizzly bears to raise him so she quickly forgot about her son George. This was not the first time it had happened to Stacey. It happens withe her son mark, and her daughter Panm. Some people think Stacey is a bad mother. She is.

150 word blog 2

If I owned a business it would be an auto shop. I would own an auto shop because I love to work on cars. On weekends I work on my own cars and help my grandfather work on his trucks. I own a 1981 Chevrolet camaro, had a 1978 Chevrolet camaro, and a 1989 Chevrolet suburban 2500. On he 1978 camaro I removed the engine, transmission, subframe, interior, body panels, and the axle. On the suburban i removed the engine, transmission, and axles. I sold everything except for the transmission and kept it for my car, the 1981 camaro. The transmission is a TH400, and my engine is a 355 GM crate engine. My engine is an iron 350 block bored over .030 inches, 4 bolt main caps, 2.02/1.5 inch fulie cylander heads, engine pro 1.5 to 1 rocker arms, an Edlebrock torker II intake manifold, and a Holley 4150 750 cfm carbeurator.

150 word

I am evangelical about many things. i am evangelical about a video game called dark souls. i am evangelical about dark souls because it is my favorite game. in dark souls you have to kill undead to link the fire continuing the age of fire and prosperity. you have to fight many bosses during the game including Asylum demon, Taurus demon, Bell tower gargoyles, Moonlight butterfly, Capra demon, Gaping dragon, Chaos witch Quelaag, Iron golem, and Dragon slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough. dark souls is a very challenging game and will make you very angry and upset at times. you can invade players worlds, play with your friends to help them, or play alone. invading players worlds will allow you to kill them and take their possessions. it is possible to choose different weapons and armour sets. the armour set that i use includes the standard helm, hard leather armour, hard leather boots, and standard boots.

My number one rule

The number one rule that people should always follow is not to put yourself in awkward situations. It is number one one rule because awkward situations are the worst kind of situations. I was once walking down the street that I live on and i saw someone else walking. I thought that I knew them so I called their name. When they didn't turn around I called thief name again. When the person finally turned around I saw that it was a man that I did not know. I turned and walked the other way. By avoiding situations like mine people will not have to be embarrassed ever again.