My perfect room

In my perfect bedroom i would have 4 separate quadrants. In the first one i would have my bed. My bed would be massive and stand six feet tall. Under it would be my dresser and a couch. Next to the couch would be a refrigerator stocked full of  Mountain Dew. On the opposing wall i would have a large television so I could watch it while on my bed and my couch. In the second room i would have my Xbox and another television. The television would be a seventy inch for maximum Dark Souls. I would have an assortment of games that would never leave me without something new to play. In the third room i would have my bathroom. I would have a very large shower with a heated floor. My toilet would be solid gold with a heated seat so I would never be cold when I had to use it at night. The last room would double as a garage so I could have easy access to my cars. I would spend the most time in this room because there is always something to do on them. This room would also have a refrigerator full of Mountain Dew.

People in plastic

We received another one. It was a live human wrapped in plastic. We had received one last week. This one was a man about thirty years old, with a bald head and black eyes. The last one we received was a small girl. Her name was Karen Karen Karen and she could not have been over ten years old. The man said his name was Gerald Gerald Gerald. He was angry and said he had been taken from his home during the night. The people who had taken him wore all black body armor and wielded large caliber handguns. They shouted commands at him at him to get into a van and to not speak. Gerald also said everyone on his street had the same thing happen. The news that night warned to trust nobody. Not even the ones packaged on our doorsteps. I live everyday in fear and anticipation for the day I find out why we were warned.

Book

If there was one book that every human is required to read, I believe it is an English book. I believe this because reading it would help English speakers learn more about the language and give them a better understanding of not only how to properly use it but also give them a reason not to speak English the way they previously had. Learning the English language would help people who did not speak English by making communications much simpler and faster. There would be no disagreements because of miscommunications any longer. Be would be a lot happier and very much more diverse. If an American person wanted to go to Japan they could go there and immediately start conversing with any person he or she saw. They could learn about their cultures and the reasons that they believe certain things very easily. Schooling would be faster and easier because there would be no need to teach other languages.