Hallway rule

I am against the new cell phone rule. I am against this rule because it is unfair to start enforcing a rule if the rule had not been previously enforced. Also it will be a hard rule to enforce because so many kids already use their phones in the hallways.  If one hundred eighty kids use their phones in the hallway a lot will probably use their phones after the rule. Some students have time before class where they do not do anything so they should be allowed to use their phones in the hallway as long as they are not late to class. If the students are late to class they should have their phones taken from them. This new rule might cause trouble in the hallways because students have nothing to do so they might cause trouble. I think this rule should be removed because having phones out in the hallway is not harming anybody and if they were, then and only then would this rule be alright.

Extreme dodgeball

If I had to reinvent any sport it would be dodgeball. I would reinvent dodgeball because it is already extreme to begin with. To make it extremely extreme I would replace the dodgeball a with glow in the dark softballs. The softballs would be shot out of T-shirt cannons. In extreme dodgeball body armour is not allowed. Extreme dodgeball is played on a giant trampoline with obstacles on the trampoline that do not move. In the middle of the trampoline will be a giant pit with spikes at the bottom. Around the trampoline is a 10ft electrified fence. At the top are sprinklers that are always spraying. The lights are turns off and each player has a flashlight with thirty minutes of battery life. The only way to win the game is to jump over the fence or to be the last player alive. If a player does jump over the fence all other players are terminated. 

Flying sharks

I was running through the forest. It was late. I kept hearing things behind me and ran harder. I eventually found myself trapped in a dead end. I climbed one of the surrounding oak trees. Near the top of the tree was a bear-squirrel nest so I crawled in. As I was peeking through a hole in the nest and saw many sharks, but one particularly large one. The hungry sharks were swarming in the cold autumn air. I thought If I was sly enough I could evade the sharks detection. The flying sharks quickly spotted me as I was climbing out of the nest so I climbed back in. The largest shark flew to the nest and bumped it until it plunged to the hard earth. There was a rustling behind me as I watched the shark approach. A mighty bear-squirrel leaped out so I grabbed onto its back. It was breathing heavily and ready to battle. It jumped off of the ground and straight toward the shark with its claws bared. It extended its furry arm and plunged its claws into the sharks gills. The shark tried to bite the bear-squirrels underbelly but fell to the ground suffocating. The other sharks flew away and the bear-squirrel took me back to its nest. The bear-squirrels accepted me as one of their own and I lived with them.