tylerlaw1981
Thursday, February 12, 2015
My perfect room
In my perfect bedroom i would have 4 separate quadrants. In the first one i would have my bed. My bed would be massive and stand six feet tall. Under it would be my dresser and a couch. Next to the couch would be a refrigerator stocked full of Mountain Dew. On the opposing wall i would have a large television so I could watch it while on my bed and my couch. In the second room i would have my Xbox and another television. The television would be a seventy inch for maximum Dark Souls. I would have an assortment of games that would never leave me without something new to play. In the third room i would have my bathroom. I would have a very large shower with a heated floor. My toilet would be solid gold with a heated seat so I would never be cold when I had to use it at night. The last room would double as a garage so I could have easy access to my cars. I would spend the most time in this room because there is always something to do on them. This room would also have a refrigerator full of Mountain Dew.
Thursday, January 29, 2015
People in plastic
We received another one. It was a live human wrapped in plastic. We had received one last week. This one was a man about thirty years old, with a bald head and black eyes. The last one we received was a small girl. Her name was Karen Karen Karen and she could not have been over ten years old. The man said his name was Gerald Gerald Gerald. He was angry and said he had been taken from his home during the night. The people who had taken him wore all black body armor and wielded large caliber handguns. They shouted commands at him at him to get into a van and to not speak. Gerald also said everyone on his street had the same thing happen. The news that night warned to trust nobody. Not even the ones packaged on our doorsteps. I live everyday in fear and anticipation for the day I find out why we were warned.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Book
If there was one book that every human is required to read, I believe it is an English book. I believe this because reading it would help English speakers learn more about the language and give them a better understanding of not only how to properly use it but also give them a reason not to speak English the way they previously had. Learning the English language would help people who did not speak English by making communications much simpler and faster. There would be no disagreements because of miscommunications any longer. Be would be a lot happier and very much more diverse. If an American person wanted to go to Japan they could go there and immediately start conversing with any person he or she saw. They could learn about their cultures and the reasons that they believe certain things very easily. Schooling would be faster and easier because there would be no need to teach other languages.
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Superpowers
The superpowers that I would choose would be invisibility, the ability to alter time, invincibility, telekinesis, and necromancy. I would choose invisibility because whoever I was fighting would not be able to find me, unless I was covered in flour or fire. I would choose the ability to alter time so if something went wrong or I needed to investigate something I could just go back, and when I was done come back. I would choose telekinesis because I could stay behind cover and throw objects at people or make cover for myself using nearby things. I would choose invincibility so that I could endlessly fight crime and continue to save people from danger. I would choose necromancy basically for the same reason as telekinesis, but dead people are a lot scarier than inanimate objects. I could infinitely raise the dead, build a fortress around me, all the wile invisible. The only problem I can see would be invincibility because I think after watching my whole family die it would be hard to continue my own life.
Thursday, December 4, 2014
My perfect island
My perfect island would have a house, a massive garage, and a large boat. In the house there would be an Xbox with a few games so I could play with my friends. The games would be Need for speed shift, Battlefield 3, Battlefield 4,Dark souls 1, and Dark souls 2. In the house there would be a large pantry. The pantry would have Mt. Dew, Doritos, and Hot Cheetos inside of it because they are my favorite food and drinks. Inside of the garage would be an assortment of cars. The cars inside of the garage would be a 1968 DZ 302 Camaro, an 1981 Z28 Camaro, a 1998 Supra, a 1997 RX-7, a 1992 240SX with a 2JZ swap, and a 2002 Skyline R34 V-Spec. There would be a 1/4 mile drag strip for the cars outside. The boat would be there so i could take the food and cars home.
Thursday, November 20, 2014
Hallway rule
I am against the new cell phone rule. I am against this rule because it is unfair to start enforcing a rule if the rule had not been previously enforced. Also it will be a hard rule to enforce because so many kids already use their phones in the hallways. If one hundred eighty kids use their phones in the hallway a lot will probably use their phones after the rule. Some students have time before class where they do not do anything so they should be allowed to use their phones in the hallway as long as they are not late to class. If the students are late to class they should have their phones taken from them. This new rule might cause trouble in the hallways because students have nothing to do so they might cause trouble. I think this rule should be removed because having phones out in the hallway is not harming anybody and if they were, then and only then would this rule be alright.
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Extreme dodgeball
If I had to reinvent any sport it would be dodgeball. I would reinvent dodgeball because it is already extreme to begin with. To make it extremely extreme I would replace the dodgeball a with glow in the dark softballs. The softballs would be shot out of T-shirt cannons. In extreme dodgeball body armour is not allowed. Extreme dodgeball is played on a giant trampoline with obstacles on the trampoline that do not move. In the middle of the trampoline will be a giant pit with spikes at the bottom. Around the trampoline is a 10ft electrified fence. At the top are sprinklers that are always spraying. The lights are turns off and each player has a flashlight with thirty minutes of battery life. The only way to win the game is to jump over the fence or to be the last player alive. If a player does jump over the fence all other players are terminated.
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